Alpha, Beta, Omega – dating market value test for men

Welcome to the Dating Market Value Test!

Are you a roaring alpha, meek beta or involuntarily celibate omega? Take the test and find out, simply anwer each of the 26 questions! This quiz is from Chateau Hertiste, full credit goes there, we only made it interactive.

1.  How old are you?





2. How tall are you?





3.  What is your BMI?

(Go here to calculate your BMI.  I know BMI doesn’t account for very muscular physiques, but since most men are not Lee Haney, it is adequate for this survey’s purposes.)





4.  How much do you bench press?






5.  What does your hairline look like?







6.  How much money do you make?









7.  Do you have a car?






8.  Are you good-looking?

(Self-assessment is somewhat unreliable, so if you are uncertain of your looks post your pic on hotornot and wait a week for your score.  Or get opinions from unbiased and blunt friends.  Hashing out the biometric details of what makes a male face attractive would require another lengthy post, so for now these two methods are acceptable substitutes.)

On a 1 – 10 scale:




9.  Have you ever played a leading role in a team sport?



10.  What is your occupation?

(Since I won’t list every single high status job in the Department of Labor’s Occupational Handbook, you’ll have to make a judgment call on your own job.  It’s a safe assumption that most people know a high status job when they see it.)




11.  How many friends do you have?




12.  How many friends have you met through the internet that you have never seen in person?



13.  When was the last time you went to a house party?





14.  Have people besides your family called you funny?




15.  What is your IQ?






16.  At a party, which happens first – you approach someone or someone approaches you?





17.  Have you ever been in a serious fight where real punches were thrown and you felt like you wanted to kill your opponent(s)?




18.  Have you ever been arrested?




It’s best to answer the following questions based on your past experience with similar scenarios.  Who we really are is not what we wish we were but what we have always been.

19.  You are on a second date with a girl.  You go to kiss her.  She turns her cheek to you and says “Slow down, I’m not that kind of girl.”  You reply:




20.  You’re chatting up a pretty girl you just met in a bar.  After a few minutes she asks you to buy her a drink.  You reply:




21.  You’ve just met a cute girl in a club and have been talking with her for five minutes when she abruptly changes the topic to a raunchy conversation about her multiorgasmic ability.  You respond with:





22.  The pickup has been going well.  Later in the night she leans in and begins making out with you passionately.  You feel like a king and your jeans suddenly feel much tighter.  Do you:





23.  You go to a bar.  Twenty feet away are a pretty girl, a fat girl, and an average guy talking amongst themselves.  The pretty girl briefly eye flirts with you.  In reponse, you:





24.  Who do you address first?




26.  In the middle of the conversation you have to pee.  You say:




27.  You’ve managed to get her outside your front door.  There is obvious sexual tension.  You want to close this deal.  You say:





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